I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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