ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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