But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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