He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
BRING THE BAGELS
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
