okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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