So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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