Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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