You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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