K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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