My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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