I wannas sexs uuuuu
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Did you just see the Batmobile???
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Someone signed my nipple.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
