How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
