marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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