glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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