Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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