isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Never underestimate the power of titties
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