I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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