Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.