I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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