Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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