So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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