the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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