i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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