Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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