He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
