Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize