Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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