My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You smell like stripper and shame
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Randomize
