He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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