oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize