I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
