i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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