Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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