WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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