Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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