WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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