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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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