these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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