real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
