shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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