I wannas sexs uuuuu
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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