She went from zero to smokin in five shots
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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