its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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