Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
