Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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