what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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