After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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