hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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