Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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