we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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