Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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