Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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