i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
