If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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