Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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