love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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