Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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